alt-j:

the first person to die was probably like “dude what”

sassafrasscas:

i think i’ve tricked certain people into thinking im cooler than i am

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

shouldnt:

why cant there be 2 week days and 5 days in the weekend

usb-dongle:

it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

(Source: usbdongle)

iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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(Source: iguanamouth)

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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